The problem with plotting your tea & knitting party menu is getting REALLY REALLY HUNGRY while doing it.
There will be vegan key lime pie! and vegan piggies in a blankie! and kale & corn pot stickers! and lots of different tasty dips! and cranberry cider! and other tasty noms of the nommy variety! I can’t remember them all!
I’m trying really hard to like the assassin nuns book, because really: ASSASSIN NUNS: HANDMAIDENS OF DEATH!!!
But the main female character is “not like those other girls” and I just want to shake her. You are not brave and bold for bucking the system when you live in a cloistered convent and are considered the daughter of a god.
Series: Sailor Moon S
THESE TERRIBLE THINGS WOULDN’T HAPPEN TO YOU ALL THE TIME IF YOU WERE HISTORICALLY ACCURATE, ICABOD!!!!!!!!!!
incoherent sobbing over historically inaccurate depictions of ideas of childhood
NO THAT IS NOT HOW HISTORICAL RESEARCH WORKS, OH MY GOSH THOSE RECORDS WOULD NOT LOOK LIKE THAT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING OMG WHERE IS YOUR HISTORICAL CONSULTANT YOU ARE MAKING THE BABY ANNA CRY, SLEEPY HOLLOW. NO NO NO.
Fox News headlines v. real headlines, part 2425183.
The brunette part is really important.
Fun fact, our hair color reveals our place in pansexual society. Blondes are our record keepers. The great librarians, they collect, analyze, store, and distribute information to the rest of us. They are blonde because they reflect the light of knowledge. Those with Black Hair are our inventors. They investigate, produce, and teach new technologies so that we may thrive in future times. Their hair is black because of their frequent dives into the void of the unknown. Burnettes are our ambassadors. They interact with people, plants, and animals, forging bonds that can protect us when we are threatened. Their hair is brown because of their deep connection to the earth.
And as for redheads.
You don’t want to know the purpose of the Red Heads. But may their hellfire consume our enemies.
And you were wondering why I like redheads. :D